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Pete Rose Writes Letter to Cooperstown in Effort to Circumvent MLB-Imposed Hall Ban
09.28.16
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Patrick Sauer
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Yankees Fan Loses Ring During Jumbotron Proposal
09.28.16
By
Patrick Sauer
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Vin Scully Once Voiced Over a Ludicrous 1960s Sitcom Named ‘Occasional Wife’
09.21.16
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Patrick Sauer
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Russian Wrestling Coach Goes Into ‘I Must Break You’ Mode During World Finals
09.21.16
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Patrick Sauer
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Marshawn Lynch Would Rather Kaepernick Take A Knee Than “Put His Hands Up And Get Murdered.”
09.21.16
By
Patrick Sauer
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Orioles Rookie’s Mom Overwhelmed with Emotion After Son’s First Home Run
09.21.16
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Patrick Sauer
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Maniac Passed Over for Coaching Gig Sent Four Dead Skunks and a Dead Raccoon to Guy Who Got Job
09.14.16
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Patrick Sauer
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Stephen A. Smith Points Out NFL’s Paid Patriotism Problem
09.14.16
By
Patrick Sauer
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Alex Grimaldo Knocked Out During Champions League, Allowed to Stay in Game
09.14.16
By
Patrick Sauer
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Yankees Fan Dumps Beer all Over Himself, But You can Calmly Sip Yours if You Like
09.14.16
By
Patrick Sauer
Sports
“No, it is Not Possible”: Arsene Wenger Politely Tells Mourinho to Hit the Fucking Bricks
09.07.16
By
Patrick Sauer
Sports
Pete Sampras Puking, Jimmy Connors Making Magic and More: Goodbye, Louis Armstrong Stadium
09.07.16
By
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