Butts

Tech

A Brief History of Butt-Kicking Machines

02.27.17

By Jordan Pearson
Health

How Much Can I Fit Up My Ass?

02.03.17

By Alexandra Ossola
Health

Let’s Be Real: Americans Are Walking Around With Dirty Anuses

01.17.17

By Terri Coles
Entertainment

This Towel Covers Your Private Parts with Private Parts

10.25.16

By B. David Zarley
Music

Get Cathartic Revenge with Blind Pets’ Video for “Up All Night”

09.16.16

By Annalise Domenighini
Identity

The Bottom Line: Why People Love Spanking So Much

09.14.16

By Amanda Arnold
Music

Rae Sremmurd and Lil Jon Throw a Party with Fluffy Shorts, Snakes, and the Alien from ‘Alien’

08.08.16

By Noisey Staff
Health

Do You Need to Go to a Doctor for Hemorrhoids?

07.14.16

By Juno DeMelo
‘Health Club,’ Today’s Comic by Simon Hanselmann

07.13.16

By Simon Hanselmann
Music

La Vie en Rozay: Lost in the Dream at Rick Ross’s MMG Pool Party

07.09.16

By Bootymath
Food

Sexist Managers Got Fired for Giving ‘Best Butt’ Award to Waitress

06.20.16

By Nick Rose
Over or Under: We Asked a Physicist to End the World’s Great Toilet Paper Debate

06.10.16

By VICE Staff

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Music

Remember When Rick Rubin Held a Surprisingly Star-Studded Fake Funeral Connected to His Pioneering Hip Hop Label?

From Reverend Al Sharpton officiating, to a New Orleans-style procession, to a repast at a bowling alley, no one holds a fake funeral like Rick Rubin.

05.19.26

By Lauren Boisvert
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Music

3 Psych-Rock Albums That Sound Just as Good Today as They Did in Their Prime

These wildly underrated psych-rock albums still hold up decades later.

05.19.26

By Lauren Boisvert
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Life

‘Uniboob’ Is an Actual Medical Condition. Here’s How It Happens.

Doctors call it “bread-loafing.” Make of that what you will.

05.19.26

By Ashley Fike
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Life

The 37% Rule Says This Is How Many People You Should Date Before Choosing One

Get enough experience to know what you actually want

05.19.26

By Ashley Fike
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Life

If You Feel Guilty All the Time, You Probably Have a High IQ. Here’s Why.

Of course Freud is involved.

05.19.26

By Ashley Fike